So, you might be thinking that there's nothing going on in the next week or so.  Well you are sooo wrong! I'm turning 20. Yep, 20!  So you're saying, "20 ain't no thang", but let me tell you about the last twenty years.  This might help you change your mind about that...

I was born May 15, 1991.  It was a beautiful day in Santa Maria, CA.  Probably the best day that city ever saw.  Heck, it was the best day the world ever saw.  It was only going to get better from there...

I was potty trained about a year and a half later by an elder brother and sister.  Yep, that's right, my mom didn't do it.  I was bribed with DELICIOUS m&ms.  Sure, they aren't the tastiest candy, but freak I was still a toddler, I didn't know.  I've been laying cable ever since... but NOT on Sundays!

I attended Mr. Miss Suzie's preschool. I was one of the smartest kids there.  I was so sweet and kind.  Even when the girls were dumping dirt on my head, I didn't care.  After all, I hadn't showered that day anyway. It didn't matter to me.

A few years went by, and I got into playing soccer and wearing, as you might have already guessed, ADIDAS.  I had some sick ADIDAS wind breakers.  Seriously, they were sick, I peed all in 'em and still wore them the next few days to school.  I took care of the stink... I sprayed a few squirts of my dollar store CK cologne on them.  I was a real ladies man even back then.

I became a criminal, probably because of my previous proof of lack of hygiene, when I was in the sixth grade.  I stole deodarant and toothpaste from a local elementary school.  Don't worry, I took care of it.

The years went by and I continued to be my sweet goofy self.  What changed the most was my cologne collection and my regularly scheduled showers.  I'm proud to say, I have gotten away from being the "smelly kid in class".

I graduated with a higher cumulative GPA than my three older siblings.  Sure, it doesn't say much, but it's true.  I took the opportunity to take some college courses while I was still in high school, which was definitely to my benefit, as I realized I have a knack for design.  Hopefully some day I'll get back to that... From high school on I've been detailing cars.

Now that all of the nonsense is out there and everyone knows me a little better, I'm going to tell a little bit more about who I really am.  I am one of the kindest, most loving people on this earth.  There are not many people that will go out of there way to do anything for friends and family the way I will.  I don't always see eye to eye or believe the way others think I should, but when it comes down to it, in my heart I am exactly who I should be.  I love others and that's a quality that not many people have.  It doesn't matter who you are, you will want to be around me because I am happy go lucky, and if you're lucky, I might even show you my designer colognes I've upgraded to.  I have quite a selection!

If there's one person who absolutely loves to be with me, it would be my older sister, Tiffany.  In her eyes, I'm everything good about her childhood and more.  Every one of her best memories, includes me, just ask her!

I love you Marc and HAPPY 20th!

--Tiff